i got a call from NBC this afternoon, asking me if i would be on the batchelor. i said, the who? ryan seacrest, the american idol host, is… sorry? ryan seacrest, the kiss-fm radio dude? um, yeah, except he’s a tv dude now. oh! cool, yeah? yeah, well, im calling from the batchelor, i have your headshot in front of me and we’d like you to come down to houston for some interviews for the show, meet ryan and…


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